Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Shares In Wythe

I should have invested in Wyeth Consumer Healthcare, makers of ChapStick, the first month of the new presidency since several metric tons of it has since been applied to the backsides of every enemy of America and two truckloads were used to prevent lip damage during the Calderon Public Buttock Osculation Event hosted by the Administration and Congressional Democrats yesterday.
---William Fortner 2010---

Monday, May 24, 2010

Government Greed

I am no longer amused when I hear the braying asses in congress or this administration pointing fingers, looking down their noses and loudly denouncing public greed this and private greed that when, in fact, the greediest entity in America by far since FDR is government.
---William Fortner 2010---

We Are Stupid!

We cheer our congresspeople when they "bring home the bacon" in the form of some federal tax money "earmarked" for a local project. How stupid we are! It would have been better if the money had never left the state in the first place and the federal government had not raked off some significant percentage in administrative overhead! We are paying the federal government to give us back some of our own money. WHY??
---William Fortner 2010---

Friday, May 14, 2010


Nashville suffered a major catastrophe similar to New Orleans. Where was the PRESIDENT? Where were the race-hustlers, hand-wringers, bed-wetters, finger-pointers and the 24/7 breathless coverage of government's glaring failure to act in this epic disaster? Are there not enough federal charity recipients or Democrats in Nashville to get on the radar?
---William Fortner 2010---

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Defense Budget Shortfall

Whatever the military budget shortfall, it should be taken out of the Department of Energy's funding which has never produced a single kilowatt of energy or discovered a drop of oil and that goes double for the sub departments of Education and Welfare which seem to be producing little more than idiots incapable of caring for themselves. National defense IS a Constitutional mandate; the others ARE NOT.
---William Fortner 2010---

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Americans and Tourists

I am sick and tired of the hyphenated, multicultural Balkanization of America. This country has room for only two classes of people, Americans and tourists. Decide what you are and act accordingly.
---William Fortner 2010---

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Great Humanitarian Idea

I was just struck with a great humanitarian idea!. I think the UN should be moved to Haiti to boost their economy as they are in dire need of a permanent cash flow. It's just the right thing to do. The US could pay for a new building and the whole move and break even in two years or less just on unpaid traffic fines and the cost of extra police, secret service, FBI and bomb disposal costs.
---William Fortner 2010---