Thursday, February 25, 2010

Better Than This

I am truly saddened that there are those who cannot conceive of anything greater than themselves or better than this world. For them, it truly "Don't get any better than this"...only worse.
---William Fortner 2010---

Monday, February 22, 2010


There is a distinct difference between being an American and assuming the facade of being an American. This man has few American childhood roots and they are very tenuous at best.

Pity the man who is neither black nor white, steeped in his formative years in fascism, socialism and Islam with very short roots in Americana and little experience in true Christianity, thrust by an unthinking electorate into the highest seat of government to administer a country that is awakening to its deep roots in Christianity, it's fierce love of freedom, a visceral distrust of government and a strong determination to return to the Constitution laid down by its founding fathers. That man is trapped between two worlds; bound to one by heritage and chained to another by law, and now doomed to never be effective or comfortable in either.
---William Fortner 2010---

Longevity Capital

For longevity, you just can't beat Chicago. Some people have been voting there for upwards of 200 years!
---William Fortner 2010---

Friday, February 19, 2010

Objects Of Pity

I pity those few ultra rich who have only the competition among themselves for world domination to provide any stimulation or pleasure in life. They will never know the thrill of seeing spring's first jonquil or enjoy a night of untroubled sleep. What power corrupted, wretched lives they must live knowing they will not long enjoy the fruits of their struggle and that all they have will soon pass to another; even their names will be forgotten, having impressed neither the pawns in their game nor their Maker. They are objects of pity, not awe.
---William Fortner 2010---

Hollow Souls

I think some very rich and conniving people have really put one over on the dumbed down American electorate which they helped create. Having made so much money it has become totally meaningless, they have only the acquisition of total power and complete control of the world left to stoke their hollow souls and misshapen egos.
---William Fortner 2010---

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Global Warming IS Man Made

Recent scandals and massive back-peddling have unequivocally proven that global warming is completely anthropogenic. Men making millions of dollars in carbon credits and research grants intentionally cherry-picking and dishonestly manipulating data of questionable value then misrepresenting it as fact is the sole cause.
---William Fortner 2010---

Monday, February 8, 2010

Primary Shovel-Ready Job

It looks to me that the primary "shovel ready" job the administration and congress have been working on for the last year is digging a grave to bury this country.
---William Fortner 2010---

Saturday, February 6, 2010

On Shopping vs Buying

I was recently queried on this subject by a delightful member of the opposite sex and consider it my civic, yea patriotic, duty to shed light on the matter.

Shopping occurs when women go into stores with absolutely no intention of buying anything. They are sort of keeping up with what is available should the fever hit them. It is a sort of la-de-dah event and can actually be covertly blended with buying needed things by the skilled practitioner. Shopping is going down each and every aisle even when you know you don't want or need anything from that aisle.

Buying is a manly activity based solely on need and dates back to the stone age. For example; me need hunt find stalk kill bring shirt home. Today, in the civilized world, it is: me need go to specific location shirts are known to find okay buy bring shirt wear shirt with new-shirt wrinkles to proudly proclaim "new shirt" and success as a hunter/buyer.

I hope this clears it up for you. :-)

---William Fortner 2010---

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Armed Robbery

I read where the IRS is purchasing 60 shotguns. Taxation used to be just plain robbery. Will it now be escalated to armed robbery?
---William Fortner 2010---


Being two-faced is intentionally saying one thing and then doing another with aforethought. This occurs when the brain is not connected to the tongue via a moral compass of some sort.
---William Fortner 2010---

Explosive Loaded Breast Implants

Explosive filled breast implants are the latest threat to infidels. What sick, twisted mind would even conceive of turning a true font of life and one of God's most delightful gifts to man into a weapon of mass destruction (depending on cup size). Have we reached that nadir of human degradation where all female air passengers must be stripped to the waist and inspected for fuzed nipples? What is next, explosive loaded penises so jihadis can get their rocks off with a bang? On the upside, that would cause little damage while most assuredly reducing the heavy demand for virgins in Islamic heaven.
---William Fortner 2010---

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Gun Grabbers

The gun grabbers really irritate me when they insinuate that the mere possession of a firearm suddenly turns a law abiding citizen into a threat to society and the streets of America into a virtual shooting gallery of murder and mayhem while ignoring overwhelming statistical evidence to the contrary. Regarding Arizona's proposed legislation to lift all restrictions on the concealed carry of firearms, the left wailed, "now criminals will be walking the streets carrying concealed weapons." This confuses me. Criminals have always walked the streets carrying concealed weapons, law or no law. Does this mean that citizens are now criminals because they are prepared to defend themselves against those who, by their very nature and chosen occupation, disregard the law as a matter of principle? Unfounded hysteria does not reflect reality.
---William Fortner 2010---

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

None Dare

The problem with the current congress is that none dare call what they have done what it is, high crimes, misdemeanors and bribery. Until someone does so, stirring the outrage of all to put a stop to it, oligarchy becomes inevitable and will seek its predictable end in chaos.
---William Fortner 2010---

History Books

Unless the electorate acts, and acts soon, to put a stop to the trampling of the Constitution, the history of the United States will be written by Marxists, Socialists and Fascists and the incredible Spirit that was America will be slandered in the media and libeled in the history books for posterity.
---William Fortner 2010---