It Floats!

It occurs to me that the only reason many in the administration and congress keep their heads above water is because feces floats. I hope to see a lot of sinkers this November.
---William Fortner 2010---

Compounded Bad Ideas

I took Comedy Central off my favorites list as soon as I heard of their planned "JC" programming. I hope the vast majority of Americans deselect them as well. I am doing what I can to empty their purse and I hope others do the same until they are no longer able to broadcast. If they have that little respect for the people of this country, yet lick the boot of Islam over an equally bad programming idea, then they deserve to be cast into the dust bin of bad ideas. It would be interesting to see if they find an empty purse amusing.
---William Fortner 2010---

Chimney Smoke

A friend of mine said, "I wouldn't trust the Mexican government as far as I can throw a chimney by the smoke." What an elegant way to express the level of trust intelligent people should put in ANY government.
---William Fortner 2010---

In Debt

In less than two years, this administration has stripped America of its military power, its economic power and destroyed its respect in the eyes of its greatest enemy. We are in debt well over our heads to our second greatest potential enemy. If we had to fight a war with China over North Korea, we would have to borrow the money from them first!
---William Fortner 2010---

Tough Going

When the going gets tough...the Prez gets a tee time.
---William Fortner 2010---

Shares In Wythe

I should have invested in Wyeth Consumer Healthcare, makers of ChapStick, the first month of the new presidency since several metric tons of it has since been applied to the backsides of every enemy of America and two truckloads were used to prevent lip damage during the Calderon Public Buttock Osculation Event hosted by the Administration and Congressional Democrats yesterday.
---William Fortner 2010---

Government Greed

I am no longer amused when I hear the braying asses in congress or this administration pointing fingers, looking down their noses and loudly denouncing public greed this and private greed that when, in fact, the greediest entity in America by far since FDR is government.
---William Fortner 2010---

We Are Stupid!

We cheer our congresspeople when they "bring home the bacon" in the form of some federal tax money "earmarked" for a local project. How stupid we are! It would have been better if the money had never left the state in the first place and the federal government had not raked off some significant percentage in administrative overhead! We are paying the federal government to give us back some of our own money. WHY??
---William Fortner 2010---

Nashville

Nashville suffered a major catastrophe similar to New Orleans. Where was the PRESIDENT? Where were the race-hustlers, hand-wringers, bed-wetters, finger-pointers and the 24/7 breathless coverage of government's glaring failure to act in this epic disaster? Are there not enough federal charity recipients or Democrats in Nashville to get on the radar?
---William Fortner 2010---

Defense Budget Shortfall

Whatever the military budget shortfall, it should be taken out of the Department of Energy's funding which has never produced a single kilowatt of energy or discovered a drop of oil and that goes double for the sub departments of Education and Welfare which seem to be producing little more than idiots incapable of caring for themselves. National defense IS a Constitutional mandate; the others ARE NOT.
---William Fortner 2010---

Americans and Tourists

I am sick and tired of the hyphenated, multicultural Balkanization of America. This country has room for only two classes of people, Americans and tourists. Decide what you are and act accordingly.
---William Fortner 2010---

Great Humanitarian Idea

I was just struck with a great humanitarian idea!. I think the UN should be moved to Haiti to boost their economy as they are in dire need of a permanent cash flow. It's just the right thing to do. The US could pay for a new building and the whole move and break even in two years or less just on unpaid traffic fines and the cost of extra police, secret service, FBI and bomb disposal costs.
---William Fortner 2010---