Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Obama's Big Chance

Israel is threatening to strike the nuclear facilities in Iran. GREAT!!! I can't think of a better opportunity for the head of the Office of the President Elect, Barak Obama, to unleash his great rhetorical and diplomatic skills to give the Iranians hope and change their outlook on Israel. If his diplomacy fails, he can send over "No Nonsense" Hillary to cuss them like the dogs they are and throw lamps, MilCon Feinstein to divert all of their money into her husband's businesses and "Honest Nancy" Pelosi to ethically and transparently undermine their government. Obama will then have enough ugly on the ground in the Middle East to utterly destroy it. The final victory will come when the three Wicked Witches of Washington suddenly strip naked during negotiations in Teheran. Those who do not immediately die by their own hands will pluck out their eyes and suffer mentally scarring nightmares for life.
---William Fortner 2009---

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