Since God made man in His own image, there is a good chance He doesn't understand women either.
---William Fortner 2009---
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Bill Fortner
Thoughts about small people running a big country...and other personal musings.
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Bill Fortner
About Me
I've been in the Navy all me bloomin' life! Me Mother was a mermaid, me father was King Neptune. I was born on the crest of a wave and rocked in the cradle of the deep. Seaweed and barnacles are me clothes. Every tooth in me head is a marlinspike; the hair on me head is hemp. Every bone in me body is a spar, and when I spits, I spits tar! I'se hard, I is, I am, I are!
- LCDR William S. Fortner, USN (RET).
- I am an unrepentant independent conservative and a 30-year Navy veteran with little civilian experience thus unable to suffer fools graciously. I am a member of PETA [People Eating Tasty Animals], Southern Division, Beef Battalion, Prime Rib Brigade, Platoon Rare, Squad Au Jus and Horseradish (on the side).
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- Armed Citizenry
- Against Inequities
- Total Domination
- Upwind of DC
- Government Fear
- Global Warming Cultists
- Multicultural Society
- Don't Mess With The Old Folks
- Coddling Pirates
- Fort Sumter
- Media Executioner
- Really Crooked Politicians
- Honey Bees
- Gods' Own Image
- Balaam's Ass
- Legislative Lard
- Stupid Government
- Uncomfortable and Inferior
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