There are two classes of people still flying commercial airlines; those who absolutely have to and those who rely on TSA for sexual gratification.
---William Fortner 2011---
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Bill Fortner
Thoughts about small people running a big country...and other personal musings.
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Bill Fortner
About Me
I've been in the Navy all me bloomin' life! Me Mother was a mermaid, me father was King Neptune. I was born on the crest of a wave and rocked in the cradle of the deep. Seaweed and barnacles are me clothes. Every tooth in me head is a marlinspike; the hair on me head is hemp. Every bone in me body is a spar, and when I spits, I spits tar! I'se hard, I is, I am, I are!
- LCDR William S. Fortner, USN (RET).
- I am an unrepentant independent conservative and a 30-year Navy veteran with little civilian experience thus unable to suffer fools graciously. I am a member of PETA [People Eating Tasty Animals], Southern Division, Beef Battalion, Prime Rib Brigade, Platoon Rare, Squad Au Jus and Horseradish (on the side).
1 comment:
Uhhh ... huh-huh ... huh-huh ... thass reel funny. Duhhhh ... mah IQ is 68. Duhh ... yu gotta reel good grasp on issues .... duhhh ...
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