Thoughts about small people running a big country...and other personal musings.
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Ponce De Leon
In a flash of incredible brilliance it occurred to me how stupid Ponce De Leon was. He was looking for a “Fountain of Youth" where the trees are so old they have beards that hang down to the ground. William Fortner 2011
I've been in the Navy all me bloomin' life! Me Mother was a mermaid, me father was King Neptune. I was born on the crest of a wave and rocked in the cradle of the deep. Seaweed and barnacles are me clothes. Every tooth in me head is a marlinspike; the hair on me head is hemp. Every bone in me body is a spar, and when I spits, I spits tar! I'se hard, I is, I am, I are!
I am an unrepentant independent conservative and a 30-year Navy veteran with little civilian experience thus unable to suffer fools graciously. I am a member of PETA [People Eating Tasty Animals], Southern Division, Beef Battalion, Prime Rib Brigade, Platoon Rare, Squad Au Jus and Horseradish (on the side).
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