Sunday, October 11, 2009

Dipstick of the Decade

I am nominating President Obama for the Dipstick of the Decade Award for his vapid military decisiveness, his unbelievable legislative acumen, his unparalled support of his extended family, his derogate negotiating skills, his tenuous dedication to his oath of office and the Constitution of the United States and, most of all, for his ethereal commitment to the people, legislative visibility, truth, justice and the American way. If the Norwegians can make the weighty determination to include him on the list for the Nobel Peace Prize after 8 days in office, I feel completely confident nominating him for this prestigious award after a full 10 months observation of his on-the-job-training.
---William Fortner 2009---


Anonymous said...

here here William. I think you went a tad easy on him. You must be a better person than I am. All hail the cult of personality for "The Obama Nation".

LCDR William S. Fortner, USN (RET). said...

It is merely my sensitive side emerging.