Sunday, October 4, 2009

Waking Up

I worry about people who wake up early all wide awake and bouncy. Waking up should be done carefully over an undisturbed period of about an hour and finished off with a cup of coffee during 30 additional minutes of reconnecting the synapses of the brain. Failure to wake up properly usually results in putting on underwear backwards and confusion attempting to put both legs into one half of a pair of pants.
---William Fortner 2009---

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