Surge in fatal shark attacks blamed on global warming...
...Inexplicable rise in underwear skidmarks linked to global warming.
...Changes in booger consistency appears to be caused by global warming.
...Leftist departure from sanity proven to be effect of global warming.
...Legislative stupidity thought to follow the global warning pattern associated with the El Dingdong Effect.
...Experts say increases in male cross dressing and homosexual divorces are caused by global warming .
...Low sperm count and erection failure among liberals seen to be tied to global warming.
...Pelosi blames increase in earmarks and higher taxes on global warming...uh, and George Bush.
...Reid states improper land deals fault of global warming.
...Chicago mayor confirms the unique ability of local dead to continue to vote is a well known effect of global warming.
Monday, May 5, 2008
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