If man was God's gift to women, God would have created man second.
--- William Fortner 2006 ---
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Thoughts about small people running a big country...and other personal musings.
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About Me
I've been in the Navy all me bloomin' life! Me Mother was a mermaid, me father was King Neptune. I was born on the crest of a wave and rocked in the cradle of the deep. Seaweed and barnacles are me clothes. Every tooth in me head is a marlinspike; the hair on me head is hemp. Every bone in me body is a spar, and when I spits, I spits tar! I'se hard, I is, I am, I are!
- LCDR William S. Fortner, USN (RET).
- I am an unrepentant independent conservative and a 30-year Navy veteran with little civilian experience thus unable to suffer fools graciously. I am a member of PETA [People Eating Tasty Animals], Southern Division, Beef Battalion, Prime Rib Brigade, Platoon Rare, Squad Au Jus and Horseradish (on the side).
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- Human Arrogance
- Housing and Feeding Problem
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- Home Schooling
- Hollywood Sleaze Magazine
- The Old Folks At Home
- Racist Third-world Country
- Hollywood Personalities
- Helping Hand
- Headline
- Hard Working Americans
- Handwriting On The Wall
- Handmaidens of Hell
- Gun Control
- Greatest Enemy
- Greater Thief
- Great Humanitarians
- Protection From Govermental Tyranny
- National Epitaph
- Time For A House Cleaning
- Government Help
- Good Woman
- Good Leader
- Good Intentions
- Good Ideas
- Liberal Automatons
- Mop Bucket
- Scattered Debris
- God's Gift
- God of the Damned
- God Bless
- Global Warming
- Geological Time
- Generous Democrats
- Freedom of the People
- Freedom Costs Blood
- Free Will
- Free Speech
- Free Press
- Free Channels
- Time Has Proven This Correct
- Fragile Nothing
- Multicultural Society
- Greenhouse Gas
- Humble, Attentive Attitude
- Honest and Fair Government
- World Village
- Seed Corn
- Foul Wind
- Fools
- Food Chain
- Fishwrap
- Finishing America
- Feeling Pain
- Suicide
- Abusing A Trust
- False Premise
- False News
- Fairness Doctrine
- Failed Legislator
- Free Press
- Wisdom
- Except Win It
- Evil Capitalism
- Even Playing Field
- European Socialists
- Eternity
- Environmentalism
- Enlightened Electorate
- Dimensions
- Elephant
- Elected Fiscal Anarchy
- Ecological Disaster
- Earned Income Credit
- Duty, Honor, Country
- Doomsday Weapon
- Diapers On Bears
- Dependence On Government
- Democrat War On Funding
- Democrat Vulnerabilities
- Legal Desecration
- Too Many Rules
- Moral Obligation
- Global Warming Terrors
- Democrat Position
- Democrat Grit
- Dead Men Walking
- Dan Rather
- Currency
- Cutthroats
- Cruel and Unusual
- Critical Junctures
- Criminal Rights
- Crime While black
- Covered Faces
- Contrary To Law
- Constant Drumbeat
- Constant Debasement
- Conservative Jews
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