"Targeted tax cut recipients" are those taxpayers who can successfully jump through their own anus with a 12' 2x4 strapped to their feet."
--- William Fortner 2000 ---
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Bill Fortner
Thoughts about small people running a big country...and other personal musings.
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Bill Fortner
About Me
I've been in the Navy all me bloomin' life! Me Mother was a mermaid, me father was King Neptune. I was born on the crest of a wave and rocked in the cradle of the deep. Seaweed and barnacles are me clothes. Every tooth in me head is a marlinspike; the hair on me head is hemp. Every bone in me body is a spar, and when I spits, I spits tar! I'se hard, I is, I am, I are!
- LCDR William S. Fortner, USN (RET).
- I am an unrepentant independent conservative and a 30-year Navy veteran with little civilian experience thus unable to suffer fools graciously. I am a member of PETA [People Eating Tasty Animals], Southern Division, Beef Battalion, Prime Rib Brigade, Platoon Rare, Squad Au Jus and Horseradish (on the side).
Blog Archive
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2008
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August
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- Cavalier Contempt For Life
- Two Inept Politicians
- Child In Utero
- Targeted Tax
- Talking Points
- Taken Alive
- No Honor
- Hope, Change and Unity
- Suicide Is Illegal
- Sucking The Public Teat
- Storm Survivability
- Stay out Of Jail
- Spies
- Beware Of Labels
- The Buck Stops Here
- Raw Courage
- South Of The Border
- Socialism and Poverty
- Social Engineering
- Slide Into Socialism
- Ltr To The Editor
- Sleeping Pill
- Single Marine
- Simple Men
- Shipwreck Is Certain
- Shariah Law
- The Buck Stops Here
- Shrinking Target (Ltr to the Ed)
- Shame
- End Slavery
- Settled Science
- Seed Corn
- Secrets
- Seatbelts
- The Effects of Unlimited Congressional Service
- Stud Field Mouse
- Search and Destroy
- Inherently Cowardly
- Libsocommunocrats
- Democrat Putrefycation
- China
- Victims Of Welfare
- Scattered Debris
- Run Amuck
- Roger Baldwin, ACLU
- Robots
- Ripe For Exploitation
- Respect
- Retirement Speech, October 1991
- Not Worth The Postage
- Who Pays?
- Repatriation
- Remember Why
- Racist Third-world Country
- Propensity of a Democracy
- Governing This Country
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August
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