I have finally reached the age where women no longer have to worry about me trying to get into their pants...I can scarcely get into my own!
--- William Fortner 2006 ---
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Thoughts about small people running a big country...and other personal musings.
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Bill Fortner
About Me
I've been in the Navy all me bloomin' life! Me Mother was a mermaid, me father was King Neptune. I was born on the crest of a wave and rocked in the cradle of the deep. Seaweed and barnacles are me clothes. Every tooth in me head is a marlinspike; the hair on me head is hemp. Every bone in me body is a spar, and when I spits, I spits tar! I'se hard, I is, I am, I are!
- LCDR William S. Fortner, USN (RET).
- I am an unrepentant independent conservative and a 30-year Navy veteran with little civilian experience thus unable to suffer fools graciously. I am a member of PETA [People Eating Tasty Animals], Southern Division, Beef Battalion, Prime Rib Brigade, Platoon Rare, Squad Au Jus and Horseradish (on the side).
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- Honor Among Thieves
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- Perqs and Power
- People With A Rope
- Liberal Schizophrenia
- Peaceful Nuclear Power
- The Way of the Warrior Is Peace
- Wavering Congressional Stance
- Sudden Jihad Syndrome
- UN America
- Poster Child
- Peace And Prosperity
- Paupers and Princes
- Patriots Do Not
- Commissioning Speech
- Patriotism Of The Left
- Patriotism Not An Elective
- Patrick Henry
- Parasites
- Paralized With Angst
- Paradise Lost
- Bad Legislation
- Broken Federal Laws
- Shadow Organization
- Pants
- Palestinian Global Welfare
- Own Boss
- Osama
- The Stars and Stripes, A symbol of Honor
- Bitter Harvest
- Approval Ratings
- Mullah of the Multitudes
- Shadow Organization
- Please Americans
- Plantation Slaves
- On Second Thought...
- Pinwheel Politics
- Older Women
- Oil Profits
- Occupational Hazard
- Obscene
- Objectivity
- Nuisance
- North and South Poles
- Non Binding Resolutions
- Next War
- No Longer Young
- News
- New Orleans
- New Deal From A Fresh Deck
- What They Deserve
- Patriotism of the Left
- Energy Independence
- Nefarious Careers
- Mainstream Media Patriotism
- M-13
- Low Expectations
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