Sudden Jihad Syndrome

Disarmed Great Britian seems to be suffering from a rash of what is called Sudden Jihad Syndrome where overwrought Muslims attack British subjects with a selection of lethal weapons and do severe bodily harm, even death. The only known cures for SJS is PPK Pacification, the Colt Cure All, the Mauser Message from Mohammud Therapy and the Smith and Wesson Permanent Sleep Remedy.
---William Fortner 2008---